Well, the aspiring scholar gets its first officially recognized downtime in deference to my experience with the military entrance processing today. The whole blood-taking thing always gets to me, and it doesn't help to do it running on like 1 hour of sleep.
In the meantime, we finally know (or so we're supposed to believe we know) the man behind the elusive DeepThroat. I'm sure I don't have anything to say about this.
Don't forget your daily 16 doses of Drudge.